The fucked over for being innocent me

I was suppose to drop off a paper for school at around 8-9am. Everything was going perfect until the retard that's suppose to open the office was 40 minutes late. This 40 minutes cost me $40 cause I didn't get to move my car on time for the shitty streetcleaner. I get fucked over because some college fuck doesn't do his job right? What a beautiful world we live in eh? It kills me even more that this was for a useless elective class and the paper I wrote was boring bullshit. I just wanted to get that class finally over with, didn't know it would cost $40 because some idiot decided to get coffee in the morning. I don't get how people come in late but have a cup of Starbucks coffee. When you're late, I expect you in a cold sweat from rushing and not busy with dumb luxuries.

When I came home, my stupid bitch neighbor asked to use my phone. I had no idea for what, my day was pretty much fucked so I didn't care anymore, go ahead use it. She stood outside as she used it so I had no idea what she was talking about but I did I hear her yell "ah forget it" and then she hung up. Couple minutes later the cops come knocking on my door cause they traced the phone call to my house and then they accused me of beating my wife cause apparently the call was about spousal abuse. hahah, me a wife beater?

I can't stand this society anymore.

Martin Luther King vs Christmas, WTF?

Now here's a guy that fought for what this country actually stood for

My mother works at a school and told me some old hag there started to bitch about how she couldn't get the school to say "Merry Christmas". The hag even said not saying Christmas was "BULLSHIT" in front of the children she said were being stripped away of their childhood innocence thanks to a so-called War on Christmas by the "liberals". These people just don't get it. Nobody is stopping them from celebrating Christmas. By all means, suck Jesus' cock on Christmas (a date that he was NEVER born on, why isn't this FACT more known?). But don't insist all of America needs to worship your precious Jesus character. This government was suppose to be founded on seperation between church and state, was it not? True conservatives would refuse government offices and public schools to endorse this CHRISTmas bullshit. When you give this explanation though you'll hear "oh but how come Martin Luther King Jr Day is celebrated, why is his blackness (sic) endorsed by the government"? First off, the difference is Martin Luther King is not a goddamn fucking religion. And second, the man actually fought for what this country was founded for (EQUAL rights) and didn't take a piss on it like all you Jesus Cocksuckers are doing. To compare Christmas and Martin Luther King Day is absurd. I can't wait for Christmas to be over so these CHRISTmas fuckers and me can bitch about something else.

ugh, why are these people paid to be ignorant?

- Last Night Bill "O'Really?" still echoed the myth about America being founded by Christianity and that's why every American should celebrate and respect the birth of Christ. Besides the fact that Jesus was never born on the 25th, his death being the only thing celebrated before, and his entire existence being a re-hash of the Hercules mythology with kinky S&M, America was founded by Deist philosophers.

-Another stupid thing I head on the radio, some worthless bitch, Laura Ingram, was arguing with a scientist about how science is wrong and religion is the best thing ever. Yeah, religion is what makes it possible to have a piece of shit show broadcasted on my radio, not technology. Screw science, lets go back to the times when medicine was based on faith and when everyone with mental disorders was possessed by the devil cause the devil just sits in hell picking on random people for the sake of being evil

Her only evidence to religion being more right than science was how in the news you can hear scientific findings always changing, like one minute you hear meat is good for you and the next it isn't. Wow, just like Bill "O'Really?" she's echoing bullshit. When you hear inconsitent findings in the news, it's because of irresponsible journalism always rushing to sensationalize a new thing and blow it out of proportion or take it out of context, NOT science. Strange how she usually calls journalism "lying communist propaghanda that nobody should believe" once the undeniable fact that people die in Iraq is reported.

This Ingram bitch was also saying how 90% of America is Christian and since it's the majority, it must be right. Um, not really. A huge majority of self-proclaimed fucks just say they're Christians cause it sounds "nice". They're the same type of people that will say they go to church regularly because they went to a wedding 5 years ago. They stretch the truth and don't bother with anything else Christian if it's too inconvenient. If 90% of these self-proclaimed Christians were true Christians, why did we see filth like Britney Spears and "Sex in the City" get so big? Why isn't watered down Christian entertainment more popular?

Somethings to get off my chest

-Canadians bacon is just ham...you Canadian scum!

-I've decided I am for abortion because people stupid enough to get pregnant shouldn't be having babies. And we should kill two birds with one stone here, both the mother and kid should get aborted while we're at it.

-I heard a priest say EVERYONE is a CHRISTIAN even if they don't realize it because Jesus died for EVERYONE. How pretentious can a religion be that they insist they're so high and mighty and know what's best for the world? I could make the argument that EVERYONE is agnostic because they've never seen God and are not sure how he/she/it looks like. And I could also make the argument that EVERYONE is an athetist because they live all their lives never having an OBJECTIVLEY divine experience. I hate when their only "objective" proof of a divine experience is something like "I am alive, that is proof of God"..uh no, that's proof of pre-concieved notions and confirmation bias.

-I don't know shit about the map of Europe and Europeans make fun of yanks like me because of it. We have it so well off in America that we can live in ignorance comfortably and get away with not knowing a lot (in yo facez), there's no real practical value to learn geography for me, I'm not an outgoing type person and don't plan to be one ever, just learning for the sake of trivia would be pointless so fuck your maps. I know more about European horror and exploitation films than you map wizards, that's all that matters to me.